Script

INT. BARE BLACK SPACE
Newspaper spins from the middle of the screen, until it takes up the whole screen.  A headline reads "MOON MADE OF CHEESE: PRESIDENT TO SPEND MILLIONS OF TAXPAYER DOLLARS ON RESEARCH MISSION"  A Voice Over, with a strong 50's type radio voice, reads the headline.

50'S RADIO VOICE
Moon made of cheese!  President to spend millions of taxpayer dollars on research mission.

 
There is a photo of THE PRESIDENT with ASTRONAUT HERBERT, both mice, shaking hands.  The photo morphs into a video of them, continuing to shake hands.

50'S RADIO VOICE
President meets with Astronaut Herbert Nandos in the Oval office for gratuitous photo op.

EXT. MASA SPACE CENTRE, DAY
A rocket launches into outer space.  The title of the film appears, with the visible moon becoming the first 'o' in 'moon'.

EXT. SPACE, NIGHT
The rocket continues to fly to the moon.

EXT. MOON SURFACE, NIGHT
HERBERT, now on the moon, plants a flag with a mouse on it.  He pulls a knife from one pocket, and a small clear container from the other.  The container reads 'SAMPLE: MOON CHEESE"

He cuts a slice from the surface, and holds it in front of his face, smiling.  He picks up the container and goes to put the cheese in, but stops.  He quickly looks around, and smiles again.

HERBERT drops the container and closes his eyes in anticipation.  He moves his hand towards his mouth, and his hand hits his helmet.  He opens his eyes in surprise.  He tries again, and again, becoming increasingly more annoyed.

He removes his helmet, but before he can do anything else his head begins to expand, due to lack of air.
His head explodes.  It sends parts of his head all over the place.

HERBERT'S body still stands.  It drops to its knees, then falls on its front.

Cut to black